Performer Appreciator Mugs

Sword swallower's groin extends as if its the sword

'How's everyone doing tonight - that is the question.'

Theatre Crowd

"How do I know this isn't a performance art piece?"

David Grohl - Foo Fighters

Stan Mack's Real Life Funnies: The David Letterman Show Goes to the Dogs, Cats, Birds, Guinea Pigs...

'Magnolia, Michaelangelo, the ceiling was meant to be magnolia!'

She did only twenty-eight of the thirty-two fouetts in the Black Swan pas de deux . . . or are my eyes deceiving me?

"Alright, I'll talk. Just please, stop with the good-cop, ab-cop routine."

'He can toot his own horn but when he starts tooting the government's we need to step in.'

"I got replaced by another clown"

"This poem was written at a time in my life when I wrote a poem."

"I see you like to let your actions do the talking."

Flamenco

Midway through the show, a seamless switch, from air guitar this Celtic air fiddle.

Nicholas recognises the young lady unknown

"It might be a better trick if you didn't use see-through glass"

'Abstract Expressionism? No, my son's bedroom!'

'I'm just a struggling actor. Your insurance policy doesn't cover a real doctor.'

"My daughter tells me that you work in the entertainment industry?"

"Okay. . . Where DID the elephant go?. . ."

Fly Mimes.

'He's not a normal human cannonball-he's heat seeking...'

"Have you got it in beige?"

Question my integrity, $10.

'I manage the old fashioned way. I just tell 'em: shut up and do as I say!'

Hamlet throws skull at noisy audience member on phone: 'Sorry about this, Yorick.'

John Corigliano

Statue of Liberty with a Theatre Mask.

'Wow, now there's a talented mime artist; he really looks like he's falling.'

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