Silent Performer Appreciator Mugs

'We have ways of making you talk'.

'You have the right to remain silent.'

'I'd like to return this book. All the pages are blank.'

"And now, for your entertainment, I will drink a glass of water while Rempert, here, remains eerily silent."

Stan Mack's Real Life Funnies: The David Letterman Show Goes to the Dogs, Cats, Birds, Guinea Pigs...

The Land Before Mimes.

"Carl does go overboard when it comes to not waking the baby."

"The first rule of mime club is: You don’t talk about mime club."

'He's got a lot of talent and everything, but I just don't think he's cut out for talk radio.'

Sinlge-white-male seeking single-female who enjoys, silence, long long walks, and scorpions.

"They're from accounting, sir, they're not very verbal."

'Couldn't you have just gone goth like your brother?'

Borrowed 200K for mime school

"It might be a better trick if you didn't use see-through glass"

"Harold's been giving me the silent treatment ever since he started Mime school."

"Please don't feel it necessary to make conversation."

'We got Ethan this accordion to make some extra money. People pay him not to play it.'

"So, it's going to be silent treatment."

'You have the right to remain silent.'

'No, sir, we don't have a big noise. We have a chief librarian.'

Construction workers building a library are all saying, 'shhh, shhh' to each other.

"The Fifth Amendment may just have well have been written with my client in mind."

Trapeze artist finds his partner has quit in the middle of a performance.

Sword swallower's groin extends as if its the sword

"You have the right to remain inanimate, but anything you do mime may be used against you in a court of law"

Mime Artist Begging Without Words

Silent Night.

'What song is it you want to hear!'

'A street mime without a license, eh? -- Okay, you get one free phone call.'

'You have the right to remain silent...!'

Covid-19 Protection: Your own mime box.

The comfortable silence left the room the moment Mr. Giggles walked through the door.

"How do you respond to those critics who say you're no talk, and all action?"

If a Mime Falls In The Woods...

Jester wanted. Mimes need not apply.