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"Reverend your sermon was divine, naturally."

'It hides your bald spot, but the halo made you look taller.'

Chad and Wally, the Apostles who sat the bench.

"Heaven: The ultimate gated community."

Fish, singing: 'I'm a sole man..'

"An everything Martini, please."

'So, what's for dinner ...a séance?'

"They're SUPPOSED to have a disparate impact!"

Revival Meeting - Simultaneous translation of all talking in tongues.

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'F-E-E-D-T-H-E-D-O-G . . . Hey that's spooky! Why would your granddad say that?'

"Excuse me, Reverend, but what, exactly, do you have to do to get a drink around here?"

'You know, I never have had a sabbatical....'

The ecumenical dinner party.

"What did Jesus order?"

'Why did Moses wander in the desert for forty years?'

'I'll let your people go when they're fully pyramid-compliant!'

Psychic to Leylandii tree - 'You will reach great heights.'

'... And your wife says; don't bother looking for the key to the drinks cabinet, because she's hidden it where you'll never find it.'

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"There Adam. Isn't that a lot more comfortable than that silly little fig leaf?"

"No, the Trinity is not the Father, The Son, and the Preacher's wife."

'Your deceased husband keeps saying: don't call him. He'll call you.'

Psychic diving competition.

Moses parting the waves and trolleys appear on the sea bed!

"Pastor, may we share a message with you about humility?"

S�ance "I'm through to your husbands voice-mail"

'Is there a lady in the audience whose late husband says he never did put up that shelf?'

To monk showing book entitled 'Brand Spanking New Testament': "I think we may have to shorten the title."

Chill Out Worshippers!

"The only thing I'm sensing is an entrepreneurial spirit."

Angry wife: 'Oh well DONE Keith! Why didn't you tell me the invite said BRING your own spirits?!'

"Redcoat is down! Repeat, redcoat is down!"

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