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"Reverend your sermon was divine, naturally."

'It hides your bald spot, but the halo made you look taller.'

Chad and Wally, the Apostles who sat the bench.

"Heaven: The ultimate gated community."

Fish, singing: 'I'm a sole man..'

"An everything Martini, please."

'So, what's for dinner ...a séance?'

"They're SUPPOSED to have a disparate impact!"

"What? You broke number 3 already?"

Revival Meeting - Simultaneous translation of all talking in tongues.

Spiritualism: Meet the Authors.

10 Commitments? Sure, I guess I could give him those, too.

"What did Jesus order?"

'You know, I never have had a sabbatical....'

"Excuse me, Reverend, but what, exactly, do you have to do to get a drink around here?"

The ecumenical dinner party.

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'F-E-E-D-T-H-E-D-O-G . . . Hey that's spooky! Why would your granddad say that?'

'Why did Moses wander in the desert for forty years?'

'I'll let your people go when they're fully pyramid-compliant!'

Psychic to Leylandii tree - 'You will reach great heights.'

'Your deceased husband keeps saying: don't call him. He'll call you.'

'... And your wife says; don't bother looking for the key to the drinks cabinet, because she's hidden it where you'll never find it.'

"There Adam. Isn't that a lot more comfortable than that silly little fig leaf?"

"No, the Trinity is not the Father, The Son, and the Preacher's wife."

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Psychic diving competition.

Moses parting the waves and trolleys appear on the sea bed!

"Pastor, may we share a message with you about humility?"

To monk showing book entitled 'Brand Spanking New Testament': "I think we may have to shorten the title."

S�ance "I'm through to your husbands voice-mail"

'Is there a lady in the audience whose late husband says he never did put up that shelf?'

"The only thing I'm sensing is an entrepreneurial spirit."

"Your husband says BOO!"

Chill Out Worshippers!