Wise Soul Appreciator Mugs

"Some days I wake up and feel so old..."

'Of course I'm on the pull - I'm a cricketer.'

'Honestly, Geraldine, you're not like any other penguin I've ever met.'

"To listen to your instincts, press one."

"Someday when you have a kid of your own and you feel the urge to arbitrarily say no just because you can, you'll understand."

'I need to start dancing to the beat of a different drum.'

'Psychoanalysis is passé. I suggest we ask for asylum in France.'

William Tell in his younger years.

'I wish I could be around when you're my age. I'd like to see that fashion statement with an adult diaper showing.'

Jim was busy detoxing his negative thinking patterns.

Life is just four letters...

Ten Commandments T-Shirt

"Living Alone - It's just plain fun!"

I wonder if they can think...

Garbage is a collector's item.

"I tried shutting my mouth and opening my mind, but then I remembered it's better to give than to receive."

'Oh, I'm not a guru -- I'm just big on personal space.'

'It's a little read book... the sayings of charwoman mum.'

Past, Present, Future Thoughts

'It gives me a different perspective on things.'

"With such a gentle nature, you'll have no problem finding a job in any riding school..."

'But enough about losses, Mrs. Goodwin. Let's talk about spiritual gain.'

Are we inviting invisible friends?

"George Stoner is here from Terre Haute. He and Henry are talking over old times."

'Don't ask me how I know you took far too many drugs in the sixties. I just know.'

Pie Chart To Show People Who Fit In.

"He self identifies as old."

"Solitude is more fun in groups."

New Geriatric Aid.

'There's no fool like an old fool, Hayostek, but some of you young fellas show real promise.'