Wit And Wisdom Appreciator Mugs

'Of course I'm on the pull - I'm a cricketer.'

"Stop the drama. Take that wig off and wait 'till spring like everyone else."

"To paraprase Nietzsche, there is no pleasure with out pain au chocolat."

'Don't fall for all that...you should see him first thing in the morning.'

Cat Burglar

"As an avid red wine drinker, I can say, with certainty, that the notion that drinking clarity impares claret is false!"

Czarcasm

Clancy Strip: Money and Beer

"Tell me more about your fear of going bald."

Lot for people who don't know how to park.

Loopholes

Voltaire

K9 Literati.

'Psychoanalysis is passé. I suggest we ask for asylum in France.'

"I don't think you have a case. It's only slander if it's not true, and I've heard you play."

The People versus McGinley gets acrimonious.

'How can you stand to listen to dozens of crazy people and stay sane?' - 'Who listens?.'

Dorothy Parker at the Algonquin Round Table

"Uh. . . Ooh. . . Here come the know it alls again!"

Scale indicates the value of books.

"The bloodwork came back kinda yucky."

'I wish I could be around when you're my age. I'd like to see that fashion statement with an adult diaper showing.'

'It's a good job I was trapped by my wooden leg and not my good one, son!'

Figure of Eight

Ten Commandments T-Shirt

'Wow! This style of writing went out back in the seventies!'

'Overruled. Now answer the question. We could all use a good laugh.'

Black Death

Inn and Outt.

'I'm a little worried about the dedication to His Satanic Majesty, Bishop.'

Poet and Peasant