Wisdom Lover Pillows

'Think about this, Kid...If I knew the meaning of life, would I be spending mine, sitting on the top of a mountain?'

'Keep your eye upon the hole -- and not upon the donut.'

'Don't be silly, dear. You don't look a day over one hundred eighty three.'

'I know life is a funny thing, but is it funny ha-ha or funny peculiar?'

Wisdon and opinions

'I don't know what's wrong with me. It's gotten so I can't tell the difference between the Truth and a truism anymore!'

"The secret of my long life is coffee....how did you guess?"

"Behold the secret to happiness."

"Feel free to take notes."

5pm Happy Hour. 6pm discussion: what is true happiness?

'He who laughs last probably doesn't get it.'

'Do you think that's wise?'

"Oh, great - They changed the Meaning of Life again."

Road sign: 'No Passing Zone... This, too, shall pass.'

'He was just saying that all things come to him who waits and, sure enough, along came a lightning bolt.'

"O.K., O.K., people - we're not workshopping these, they're already set in stone."

'Enlightenment isn't EITHER overrated!'

"Oh indeed I did: I went feral for a year when I was young. It taught me a lot about the world, but about myself too..."

"A journey of a thousand miles begins with a MAP, actually."

'Oh, crap.'

"I don't know… Did you try Googling it?"

'He attained Nirvana in two weeks? - he's GOTTA be using steroids!'

"But how do I accomplish that in 140 characters or less?"

"It's a long way to Enlightenment. You might need some cash."

"Are you not thinking what I'm not thinking?"

Euripides: 'If we could be twice young and twice old, we could correct all our mistakes.'

"Life's a lottery - That's why you need balls"

Higher wisdom...

"He's my smart-aleck twin."

'Are we there yet? Huh? Have we achieved Nirvana yet? Huh, have we?'

How Rings In Nature Indicate Aging.

"No, I don't want to live forever, but I damn sure don't want to be dead forever, either."

"Always take the bull firmly by the tail and look him directly in the eye..."

'The secret to great wealth and spiritual contentment? Ok, hold on...I think I've got an app for that..'

'You must heal yourself.'