Senior Wisdom Admirer Mugs

"There has been a sharp increase in his cantankerousness."

"Son, it's time you learned the benefits of sitting around doing nothing."

'I'm ninety-two! Tell me what I'm doing wrong... I dare you!"

"Oh, great - They changed the Meaning of Life again."

'Of course I'm on the pull - I'm a cricketer.'

Archimedes statue with a lever

"Nature speaks to me of God’s presence, yet God is a total stranger to the restless world of men." "Why the #!@* is there no signal?!"

'Tesco's cheif executive meets with staff.'

"Wish I could do that." "Better give him a dog treat and a bath first."

"Take a look - that's us in ninety years."

Gold versus Knowledge

"Will she know what this is in reference to?"

The Book of 'Everything You Need To Know.'

'Are you our new glue-ru?'

"I totally forgot what I came up here for."

'Hello, handsome - is that a Billy Cotton ringtone?'

You know your getting old when you have to put on your reading glasses to trim your eyebrows...

"I'll be answering that question and many more in next week's webinar."

Scale indicates the value of books.

'Let's go upstairs and make love. I can't do both.'

Toxic Relationship

I like having an older doctor. He understands my ailments and has most of em!

Meaning of Life $5.00

"Try letting go."

'Where's the chapter on 'Because I said so'?'

The Latter Day Wisdom of Solomon

'Neither Confucius nor Lao-Tse nor Buddha can help you. You either have a knack for chopsticks or you don't.'

'If you were truly enlightened, you wouldn't CARE whether my nose whistles or not!'

"It's arthritis. Probably caused from clinging to life."

Top 10 signs you're getting older...

'How can I put this... My bladder is not what you'd call a 'control freak'.'

Germ of truth, virus of candor, bacterium of straight-talk.

Diversion Ends

"This time you can start over without the hubris of youth."

I thought we came from that way. Are you sure there's no South Star? I told you we should have asked Mary for directions. The three wise men on their way home.