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"There has been a sharp increase in his cantankerousness."

"Oh, great - They changed the Meaning of Life again."

'I'm ninety-two! Tell me what I'm doing wrong... I dare you!"

'Of course I'm on the pull - I'm a cricketer.'

Archimedes statue with a lever

"Nature speaks to me of God’s presence, yet God is a total stranger to the restless world of men." "Why the #!@* is there no signal?!"

"Wish I could do that." "Better give him a dog treat and a bath first."

"Take a look - that's us in ninety years."

Gold versus Knowledge

"Will she know what this is in reference to?"

The Book of 'Everything You Need To Know.'

'Are you our new glue-ru?'

"I totally forgot what I came up here for."

You know your getting old when you have to put on your reading glasses to trim your eyebrows...

"I'll be answering that question and many more in next week's webinar."

Scale indicates the value of books.

'Let's go upstairs and make love. I can't do both.'

Toxic Relationship

"Try letting go."

I like having an older doctor. He understands my ailments and has most of em!

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'Where's the chapter on 'Because I said so'?'

The Latter Day Wisdom of Solomon

'Neither Confucius nor Lao-Tse nor Buddha can help you. You either have a knack for chopsticks or you don't.'

'If you were truly enlightened, you wouldn't CARE whether my nose whistles or not!'

"It's arthritis. Probably caused from clinging to life."

'How can I put this... My bladder is not what you'd call a 'control freak'.'

"This time you can start over without the hubris of youth."

"I'm not looking for absolute wisdom. . . just enough to get by."

Germ of truth, virus of candor, bacterium of straight-talk.