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"I totally forgot what I came up here for."

"This place has the best happy hour."

"He gets easily abstracted."

"Look, if I had all the answers, would I be living alone on the top of a mountain?"

"Any distinguishing 'PARSONAL' characteristics?"

"Do you have an appointment?"

"A journey of a thousand miles must begin with a single malt."

"Take a look - that's us in ninety years."

'You say it's a dramedy? We thought it was more of a coma.'

"There has been a sharp increase in his cantankerousness."

"The sellers recommended that I burn some sage during the tour."

"Question authority"

"You know what burns me up? I deliberately kept my life uneventful, and I got old anyway."

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"Ralph - you'd play better golf if you had your eyes checked."

"I wish you people would just read the blog."

'Plant a tree, build a house, father a child and make sure that there is a good lawyer in your closest circle of friends.'

"Hail to thee, blithe spirit!"

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'Let's go upstairs and make love. I can't do both.'

"Always stay rooted, or you'll turn into a tumbleweed..."

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"Do you have money or is it money that has you?"

A mountain guru has a sign on his mountain for safe social distancing.

"It's customary to climb all the way up."

'The secret of life, son, is finding a better hiding place than I did.'

'I think I'm highly insightful for my age and don't call me missy!'

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