Sarcastic Sage Fan T-Shirts

'I'm on my break right now -- can you come back next February?'

British savings accounts

Rich man vomiting euros to a beggar.

"Delegating authority is good. Delegating blame is better."

"And on the eighth day, God sat back with a scotch and soda and waited for the critical reviews."

What's In Her Bag? Coachella Edition!

That party went well.

'The government's right. Not counting, food, clothing, energy, shelter, health care, or transportation, inflation is hardly going up.'

'Did you clear this through Legal first?'

"The bad news is we've fired 80% of your office. The good news is we're fixing the coffee machine."

"All dishes marked with an asterisk are served with sarcasm. . ."

'I knew this was a bad place to work when I saw that they call the company handbook 'the Owner's Manual.''

"Waiter, this is the worst meal I've ever tasted. And believe me, I've eaten some crap!"

'She's not very good. She only did three revolutions and her air wasn't all that much.'

'You say it's a dramedy? We thought it was more of a coma.'

"Try unplugging it and throwing it out the window."

'Yes, it's easy to make a mistake in a conduct dismissal, Bob. But as mistakes go this is a big one.'

Men working (part time).

"Phizby, your can't do attitude has really cut down on screw-ups around here. Keep up the good work!"

Justice

The 11th Commandment

"I guess the point I'm trying to make is, calling the committee on Progress and Evolution a bunch of know-it-all nincompoops might have felt good when you said it, but..."

"The sellers recommended that I burn some sage during the tour."

Sermon - why our religion is really better than yours.

Mitch learns he is not the brightest bulb in the chandelier.

'I've decided to make you someone else's problem.'

'Wow! - Your diary is even more boring than MY diary!'

God finger

Greek Tragedy: 'Yes... we agree to further cuts in government spendings..!!!'

"I wish you people would just read the blog."

'Have you considered the career enhancement opportunities of giving birth in your lunch hour?'

Manspreading in Art

How To Cut The Defense Budget