Sarcastic Sage Fan Gifts

Looking for a gift for your sarcastic sage fan? Discover our collection of humorous and thoughtful products that blend clever sayings with a touch of wisdom. Perfect for those who love a good laugh and a bit of sage-like wit, these gifts bring personality and humor to everyday items. Whether it’s for a friend, a family member, or yourself, find unique products that celebrate your favorite witty philosopher. From mugs to prints, our selection makes it easy to find something that resonates with your savvy, sarcastic side.

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'I'm on my break right now -- can you come back next February?'

'I'm on my break right now -- can you come back next February?' mockup

'I'm on my break right now -- can you come back next February?'

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British savings accounts

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Rich man vomiting euros to a beggar. mockup

Rich man vomiting euros to a beggar.

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"Delegating authority is good. Delegating blame is better."

"Delegating authority is good. Delegating blame is better." mockup

"Delegating authority is good. Delegating blame is better."

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"And on the eighth day, God sat back with a scotch and soda and waited for the critical reviews."

"And on the eighth day, God sat back with a scotch and soda and waited for the critical reviews." mockup

"And on the eighth day, God sat back with a scotch and soda and waited for the critical reviews."

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What's In Her Bag? Coachella Edition! mockup

What's In Her Bag? Coachella Edition!

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That party went well.

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'The government's right. Not counting, food, clothing, energy, shelter, health care, or transportation, inflation is hardly going up.'

'The government's right. Not counting, food, clothing, energy, shelter, health care, or transportation, inflation is hardly going up.' mockup

'The government's right. Not counting, food, clothing, energy, shelter, health care, or transportation, inflation is hardly going up.'

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'Did you clear this through Legal first?'

'Did you clear this through Legal first?' mockup

'Did you clear this through Legal first?'

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"The bad news is we've fired 80% of your office. The good news is we're fixing the coffee machine."

"The bad news is we've fired 80% of your office. The good news is we're fixing the coffee machine." mockup

"The bad news is we've fired 80% of your office. The good news is we're fixing the coffee machine."

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"All dishes marked with an asterisk are served with sarcasm. . ."

"All dishes marked with an asterisk are served with sarcasm. . ." mockup

"All dishes marked with an asterisk are served with sarcasm. . ."

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'I knew this was a bad place to work when I saw that they call the company handbook 'the Owner's Manual.''

'I knew this was a bad place to work when I saw that they call the company handbook 'the Owner's Manual.'' mockup

'I knew this was a bad place to work when I saw that they call the company handbook 'the Owner's Manual.''

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"Waiter, this is the worst meal I've ever tasted. And believe me, I've eaten some crap!"

"Waiter, this is the worst meal I've ever tasted. And believe me, I've eaten some crap!" mockup

"Waiter, this is the worst meal I've ever tasted. And believe me, I've eaten some crap!"

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'She's not very good. She only did three revolutions and her air wasn't all that much.'

'She's not very good. She only did three revolutions and her air wasn't all that much.' mockup

'She's not very good. She only did three revolutions and her air wasn't all that much.'

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'You say it's a dramedy? We thought it was more of a coma.'

'You say it's a dramedy? We thought it was more of a coma.' mockup

'You say it's a dramedy? We thought it was more of a coma.'

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"Try unplugging it and throwing it out the window."

"Try unplugging it and throwing it out the window." mockup

"Try unplugging it and throwing it out the window."

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'Yes, it's easy to make a mistake in a conduct dismissal, Bob. But as mistakes go this is a big one.'

'Yes, it's easy to make a mistake in a conduct dismissal, Bob. But as mistakes go this is a big one.' mockup

'Yes, it's easy to make a mistake in a conduct dismissal, Bob. But as mistakes go this is a big one.'

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Men working (part time).

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"Phizby, your can't do attitude has really cut down on screw-ups around here. Keep up the good work!"

"Phizby, your can't do attitude has really cut down on screw-ups around here. Keep up the good work!" mockup

"Phizby, your can't do attitude has really cut down on screw-ups around here. Keep up the good work!"

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Justice

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The 11th Commandment

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"I guess the point I'm trying to make is, calling the committee on Progress and Evolution a bunch of know-it-all nincompoops might have felt good when you said it, but..."

"I guess the point I'm trying to make is, calling the committee on Progress and Evolution a bunch of know-it-all nincompoops might have felt good when you said it, but..."

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