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"A journey of a thousand miles must begin with a single malt."

"You know what burns me up? I deliberately kept my life uneventful, and I got old anyway."

'Sparky, fetch me an impudent little chardonnay.'

"Christmas - what a fuss eh?"

Champagne

"OK. . .stain, aspirin, water tablet, B12 vitamin, and whisky."

Deflator mouse

'You certainly have a well equipped workbench.'

"I forget to drink."

"The Ususal, Mr. B?"

"So have you ever stopped to ask yourself: If he really knew the secrets of the universe, would he be living in a damn cave?"

'We're drinking to our round of golf...one shot at a time.'

'When we bought this place we thought we'd only be making wine. Apparently, we're also into spirits.'

The Stumble Inn Bar & Grill

"This wine tastes like a**....Bring me every bottle you have!"

Thursday is the new Friday

Corpse Reviver Number 2

Velvety. And so was the wine.

"Ralph - you'd play better golf if you had your eyes checked."

'I'm not as think as you drunk I am.'

"And would you like a wine stopper?"

"May I say, sir, the staff and I just knew you'd see through that Beaujolais."

Fallen Angel.

"I'll just have a Diet Coke. I'm in the middle of my novel."

"One man's dirty water is another man's Earl Grey."

'Before we get into the scope, the breadth, the gravity and the cost of this mess...pour yourself a drink...'

"I totally forgot what I came up here for."

'Boozer's Week.'

'Happy New Year!'

'Oh alright then, just to the top"

'Too acidic? On the contrary, I find it well balanced.'

Scariest Tactics

Cowboy with saddle coffee holder.