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"A journey of a thousand miles must begin with a single malt."

"You know what burns me up? I deliberately kept my life uneventful, and I got old anyway."

'Sparky, fetch me an impudent little chardonnay.'

"Christmas - what a fuss eh?"

Champagne

"OK. . .stain, aspirin, water tablet, B12 vitamin, and whisky."

Deflator mouse

'You certainly have a well equipped workbench.'

'Don't let him pick the wine. He thinks Dom Perignon was someone who got knocked off on the Sopranos.'

"I forget to drink."

"So have you ever stopped to ask yourself: If he really knew the secrets of the universe, would he be living in a damn cave?"

"The Ususal, Mr. B?"

'I don't think of my skin as saggy...I think of it as relaxed-fit!'

'We're drinking to our round of golf...one shot at a time.'

'When we bought this place we thought we'd only be making wine. Apparently, we're also into spirits.'

"This wine tastes like a**....Bring me every bottle you have!"

The Stumble Inn Bar & Grill

Thursday is the new Friday

Corpse Reviver Number 2

"Ralph - you'd play better golf if you had your eyes checked."

'I'm not as think as you drunk I am.'

Velvety. And so was the wine.

"And would you like a wine stopper?"

"I totally forgot what I came up here for."

Robert Morley

'Before we get into the scope, the breadth, the gravity and the cost of this mess...pour yourself a drink...'

Fallen Angel.

"I'll just have a Diet Coke. I'm in the middle of my novel."

"One man's dirty water is another man's Earl Grey."

"May I say, sir, the staff and I just knew you'd see through that Beaujolais."

'Boozer's Week.'

'Happy New Year!'

'Oh alright then, just to the top"

'Too acidic? On the contrary, I find it well balanced.'

Bach Doubles