Buddhist Wisdom Admirer Mugs

"Son, it's time you learned the benefits of sitting around doing nothing."

Archimedes statue with a lever

"Hey, it's not all fire and brimstone anymore—one of our nine circles is even smoke-free."

"Who plays ball with the Dalai Lama?" "That's right." "What's right?" "Who plays ball with the Dalai Lama." "Why are you asking me?"

"Nature speaks to me of God’s presence, yet God is a total stranger to the restless world of men." "Why the #!@* is there no signal?!"

'It's a zen diaphragm.'

When Buddha came to nirvana.

'We've got truth, we've got enlightenment, and we've got serenity - what we NEED is media coverage.'

'He hasn't been the same since the Goodyear blimp sneaked up behind him.'

"There has been a sharp increase in his cantankerousness."

"Did you unpack your baggage yourself?"

"I hate to be a downer, but, statistically, people are more likely to die of heart disease than by getting

Nervous Buddha

"It's going to snow! Is that it?"

Third eye

Scale indicates the value of books.

'I consider the Buddha to be a living document.'

Rin Tin Zen.

'Sit!' (Buddhist dog sits in meditation)

"Could you tell me where I am? Not geographically - but in an existentialist way."

Zen Buddhist Diary

Deepwater Fish

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Karl Marks

Guardian Angel and Ward Angel

The Lamest Story Ever Told Is the One That You Tell Yourself Has To Be True

'No kidding? -- I'm an ex-Catholic myself!'

The Latter Day Wisdom of Solomon

Chamaeleon at doctors - 'I'm worried about my karma.'

Buddhist Burgers: 'Make me one with everything'.

Reincarnation is not kind to lawyers!

"I miss the days of classical western thought."

"I'm not looking for absolute wisdom. . . just enough to get by."

Today's memoir is more of a who dunit?

'Wise guy, huh?'