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'Are you our new glue-ru?'

"Oh, great - They changed the Meaning of Life again."

"O young, naive one...you must know the golden rule of the kitchen. To avoid the mother of all disrespects...never criticize the cooking of a family elder."

"There has been a sharp increase in his cantankerousness."

Down With Wikipedia

Gold versus Knowledge

Psychologist is SHOCKED by what his elderly patent is telling him.

The Unknown Philosopher, who first realised life is no picnic.

The Book of 'Everything You Need To Know.'

Gerontologist on the phone - 'Oh, you know ... same old, same old ... and how are things with you?'

'It will save us time if you don't tell me what still works and and what doesn't hurt.'

Man with sticker on back reading 'Wife's point of view on board'

'The 20th century wasn't bad, but I preferred the 19th. I'm open minded for the 21st.'

Hypatia

The Ageing Process.

"I'll be answering that question and many more in next week's webinar."

'I wish I could be around when you're my age. I'd like to see that fashion statement with an adult diaper showing.'

'Disease is inevitable. My advice is to find an illness you can live with...'

Plato

Poet and Peasant

"Relax, at your age it's perfectly natural to make groaning noises every time you move a body part."

Meaning of Life $5.00

"Try letting go."

"Don't bother complaining about anything to granddad...he'll just say 'these are the best days of your life!!!'"

Zeno Gives Directions

'Oh, poor thing. You've got a really high temperature!'

"Face it, Dear, we're in a desperate battle with gravity...and it's winning!"

A portent of things to come: the sore throat of Socrates.

'If you were truly enlightened, you wouldn't CARE whether my nose whistles or not!'

'Neither Confucius nor Lao-Tse nor Buddha can help you. You either have a knack for chopsticks or you don't.'

Folk wisdom of the galaxies