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"You're either lying or not telling the truth."

"He gets easily abstracted."

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'Listen, Geoffrey ...I know you're a clinical psychologist, but I DON'T have A.D.D. ! You're just incredibly boring.'

"Well, obviously the victim had a French enemy."

"You're either the olive or the Martini."

'I've been married 4 times...do you think my resistance is down?'

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"Did he have any known enemies?"

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"Of course I have an imaginary alter-ego. You'll find it on Facebook."

"Have you ever noticed that all our teachers fit the FBI's terrorist profile?"

'Sure I like him but I've only met him in real life. I have no idea what his online profiles are like.'

"Would you consider yourself creamy or crunchy?"

'You can't get by on fluffiness forever!'

"I'm less judgmental now that I've failed at everything in life."

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'Talk about snooty. She was listed as 'most likely to be googled' in the class yearbook.'

'Sometimes she's like a wave, sometimes she's like a particle.'

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"I've always felt I was a Taurus trapped in a Libra's body."

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'According to your social network activities, you're a man-mad, boozy little hussy. You can start working here tomorrow.'