Profile Explorer Gifts

'So tell me about yourself. Where do you blog?'

"I'm not weird I'm a 'person of weirdness'."

'I like you, you remind me of someone.'

"If you could be any Bob Dylan you wanted to, which Bob Dylan would you be?"

"If it doesn't happen on Facebook, it didn't happen."

"It's not face paint. I'm transitioning into a snow leopard."

"He gets easily abstracted."

"So you kiss me and I turn into a prince? No thanks, sweetie, I'm gay. I'm already a queen."

'We're out of earshot now, so you can drop the phoney, Oxbridge accent.'

"I'm an oldest child trapped in the body of a middle child."

Bob began seeing his mother, who gave him up for adoption, professionally, three times a week. It didn't help much.

"Ooo... she sounds nice... 'I enjoy burying myself in the sand and sideways walks on the beach.'"

"I just don't want to be 'that' waffle."

"I feel like there's a chick in me trying to escape."

"Tell me more about your imposter syndrome."

"I have a personal blog, therefore I am!"

"With this suit, I hereby establish dominion over my male identity."

"I'm not worried about identity theft. Who'd want to be me?"

Guys looks in the mirror and sees himself as a prisoner.

"I'm tired of being openly gay.I'm seriously considering going back in to the closet."

'Leap frog? No thanks- I'm a toad.'

Columbus discovers ... his feminine side.

"You're either the olive or the Martini."

"Mom, Dad, college changed me."

“This daily metamorphosis never fails to amaze me. Around the house, I’m a perfect idiot. I come to court, futon a black robe, and, by God, I’m it!”

Seminar: Find Someone Cool to Imitate.

"Look, babe. At this point, you've reinvented yourself so many times you're back to who you were at the start."

Transgender Bathroom Debate