Personality Study Pillows

"I had hoped the extroverts would talk to the introverts, but they're just talking to each other."

'Their different temperaments make them surprising effective as a team.'

The glass is half full. - '' - 'The glass is half empty' - '' - 'Gah!! No clean glasses!!' - '' -

'You may not believe this, but even though we're siamese twins, our personalities are quite different.'

A Hard Look At Hard Looks

"He gets easily abstracted."

"I have 25 patients in my counselling group...Mrs Sherman, Mr Martin, and Mr Martins 23 other personalities."

"Right. Women adore him, men want to be like him, and YOU... well, you're hopeless. So, am I the ONLY one who sees through this guy?"

'Listen, Geoffrey ...I know you're a clinical psychologist, but I DON'T have A.D.D. ! You're just incredibly boring.'

'Hope it's legit. I never had the chance to say good riddance.'

"You're either the olive or the Martini."

"Of course I'm being 'catty'."

If you were an iceberg...

"Yeah, I see the outgoing calls, but what about the introverted ones?"

'I've been married 4 times...do you think my resistance is down?'

Psychology 101

Must you always be so negative?

Some Friends From Work

"I'm overbearing, conceited and obsessed with status."

'Which one shall I get?'

'Good afternoon, you must be 'Shy, Ongar'. I'm 'GSOH, Ealing'.'

"Would you consider yourself creamy or crunchy?"

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I never realised that my personality had a 2 for 1 split.

"I'm a type B personality in a type A large business."

"I really try to put myself in other people's shoes, but it's not my fault if almost everyone has smaller feet than me."

Personality Test - No Result

Personality testing...

'I usually say what I think.'. . .'I usually think what I say.'

"Now that I know my personality type, I have an excuse for behaving exactly the same."

'You can't get by on fluffiness forever!'

"I'm less judgmental now that I've failed at everything in life."

I see from your C.V. that you are a Scorpio and your favourite colour is red.

'Unfortunately, that's not John, but his second self.'