Personality Quizzes Pillows

"Stupid quiz results! 'Your selfishness and lack of empathy put you the psychopath category'! Can you believe this?!"

"He gets easily abstracted."

"I have 25 patients in my counselling group...Mrs Sherman, Mr Martin, and Mr Martins 23 other personalities."

'If you had been born two days later you'd have been kind and clever with a great sense of humour.'

"Right. Women adore him, men want to be like him, and YOU... well, you're hopeless. So, am I the ONLY one who sees through this guy?"

The glass is half full. - '' - 'The glass is half empty' - '' - 'Gah!! No clean glasses!!' - '' -

'Listen, Geoffrey ...I know you're a clinical psychologist, but I DON'T have A.D.D. ! You're just incredibly boring.'

'Hope it's legit. I never had the chance to say good riddance.'

Motorway of the Self

"You're either the olive or the Martini."

"Can you characterize yourself in five words."

"Of course I'm being 'catty'."

"My idea of an agreeable person is one who agrees with me."

If you were an iceberg...

Psychology 101

"Yeah, I see the outgoing calls, but what about the introverted ones?"

'I've been married 4 times...do you think my resistance is down?'

How do they know me so well?

Must you always be so negative?

Some Friends From Work

"I'm overbearing, conceited and obsessed with status."

'Which one shall I get?'

'Good afternoon, you must be 'Shy, Ongar'. I'm 'GSOH, Ealing'.'

I never realised that my personality had a 2 for 1 split.

"Would you consider yourself creamy or crunchy?"

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"I'm a type B personality in a type A large business."

"I really try to put myself in other people's shoes, but it's not my fault if almost everyone has smaller feet than me."

Personality Test - No Result

Personality testing...

"Now that I know my personality type, I have an excuse for behaving exactly the same."

'You can't get by on fluffiness forever!'