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"Stupid quiz results! 'Your selfishness and lack of empathy put you the psychopath category'! Can you believe this?!"

"He gets easily abstracted."

"I have 25 patients in my counselling group...Mrs Sherman, Mr Martin, and Mr Martins 23 other personalities."

'If you had been born two days later you'd have been kind and clever with a great sense of humour.'

"Right. Women adore him, men want to be like him, and YOU... well, you're hopeless. So, am I the ONLY one who sees through this guy?"

The glass is half full. - '' - 'The glass is half empty' - '' - 'Gah!! No clean glasses!!' - '' -

'Listen, Geoffrey ...I know you're a clinical psychologist, but I DON'T have A.D.D. ! You're just incredibly boring.'

'Hope it's legit. I never had the chance to say good riddance.'

"You're either the olive or the Martini."

Motorway of the Self

"Can you characterize yourself in five words."

"Of course I'm being 'catty'."

"My idea of an agreeable person is one who agrees with me."

Tonight's Debate. Nature versus Nurture. You believe in heredity over environment? Yep --- I was just born that way.

If you were an iceberg...

Psychology 101

"Yeah, I see the outgoing calls, but what about the introverted ones?"

How do they know me so well?

'I've been married 4 times...do you think my resistance is down?'

Must you always be so negative?

"I'm overbearing, conceited and obsessed with status."

'Which one shall I get?'

Some Friends From Work

H. J. Eysenck

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'Good afternoon, you must be 'Shy, Ongar'. I'm 'GSOH, Ealing'.'

What your coffee drink of choice says about you...

"Would you consider yourself creamy or crunchy?"

I never realised that my personality had a 2 for 1 split.

"I really try to put myself in other people's shoes, but it's not my fault if almost everyone has smaller feet than me."

"I'm a type B personality in a type A large business."

Personality Test - No Result

Personality testing...

"Now that I know my personality type, I have an excuse for behaving exactly the same."

'If I were you I'd spend most of my time trying to be someone else.'