Personality Analyzer Pillows

'Listen, Geoffrey ...I know you're a clinical psychologist, but I DON'T have A.D.D. ! You're just incredibly boring.'

'Sometimes she's like a wave, sometimes she's like a particle.'

"I'm too old to be incorrigible, and too young to be crusty. I'll have to be just plain offensive for a while."

"He gets easily abstracted."

"I have 25 patients in my counselling group...Mrs Sherman, Mr Martin, and Mr Martins 23 other personalities."

"She's really nice and I didn't want to hurt her feelings, so here we are."

"He'd make a wonderful main character for a short story, but I wouldn't put up with him for an entire novel."

"Right. Women adore him, men want to be like him, and YOU... well, you're hopeless. So, am I the ONLY one who sees through this guy?"

The glass is half full. - '' - 'The glass is half empty' - '' - 'Gah!! No clean glasses!!' - '' -

'Sheisse ... What ein dream!' - Freud

"You're either the olive or the Martini."

'I'm not mad! I'm fuming!'

If you were an iceberg...

'I've been married 4 times...do you think my resistance is down?'

Psychology 101

'Which one shall I get?'

"I'm overbearing, conceited and obsessed with status."

Some Friends From Work

Emojis for psychos.

H. J. Eysenck

Protests

I never realised that my personality had a 2 for 1 split.

What your coffee drink of choice says about you...

"Would you consider yourself creamy or crunchy?"

Personality Test - No Result

'If I were you I'd spend most of my time trying to be someone else.'

'You can't get by on fluffiness forever!'

"I'm less judgmental now that I've failed at everything in life."

Types of people who live in my house

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"I'm very slow to anger, but then I'm very slow to do everything."

"You can try all you want, but being smooth is just something you're born with."

'I would definitely say I'm a 'type A' personality.'

"I've always felt I was a Taurus trapped in a Libra's body."

Panache shoots down Charisma.