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"Would you consider yourself creamy or crunchy?"

"You're either lying or not telling the truth."

"He gets easily abstracted."

"Right. Women adore him, men want to be like him, and YOU... well, you're hopeless. So, am I the ONLY one who sees through this guy?"

The glass is half full. - '' - 'The glass is half empty' - '' - 'Gah!! No clean glasses!!' - '' -

'Listen, Geoffrey ...I know you're a clinical psychologist, but I DON'T have A.D.D. ! You're just incredibly boring.'

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"You're either the olive or the Martini."

"Well, obviously the victim had a French enemy."

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'I've been married 4 times...do you think my resistance is down?'

"Did he have any known enemies?"

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"I'm overbearing, conceited and obsessed with status."

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'Which one shall I get?'

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"Have you ever noticed that all our teachers fit the FBI's terrorist profile?"

I never realised that my personality had a 2 for 1 split.

"Are you 'Athletic, bronzed male, early thirties seeking buxom, fun-loving younger female'?"

'Sure I like him but I've only met him in real life. I have no idea what his online profiles are like.'

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"You're under arrest for consumer Freud."

'You can't get by on fluffiness forever!'

"I'm less judgmental now that I've failed at everything in life."

"I contain multitudes, but usually the reasonable lady shows up, the fun one drinks too much, and the angry one takes the train home."

"You can try all you want, but being smooth is just something you're born with."

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