Personality Profiler Prints

"Would you consider yourself creamy or crunchy?"

"You're either lying or not telling the truth."

"He gets easily abstracted."

"Right. Women adore him, men want to be like him, and YOU... well, you're hopeless. So, am I the ONLY one who sees through this guy?"

The glass is half full. - '' - 'The glass is half empty' - '' - 'Gah!! No clean glasses!!' - '' -

'Listen, Geoffrey ...I know you're a clinical psychologist, but I DON'T have A.D.D. ! You're just incredibly boring.'

"Well, obviously the victim had a French enemy."

Motorway of the Self

"You're either the olive or the Martini."

Let's try some word disassociation

Tonight's Debate. Nature versus Nurture. You believe in heredity over environment? Yep --- I was just born that way.

If you were an iceberg...

Psychology 101

'I've been married 4 times...do you think my resistance is down?'

"Did he have any known enemies?"

The competition's customer vs our customer.

'Which one shall I get?'

"I'm overbearing, conceited and obsessed with status."

Some Friends From Work

H. J. Eysenck

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Your online profile didn't say you were a bottom feeder.

What your coffee drink of choice says about you...

I never realised that my personality had a 2 for 1 split.

"Have you ever noticed that all our teachers fit the FBI's terrorist profile?"

"Are you 'Athletic, bronzed male, early thirties seeking buxom, fun-loving younger female'?"

'Sure I like him but I've only met him in real life. I have no idea what his online profiles are like.'

Personality Test - No Result

Personality testing...

"You're under arrest for consumer Freud."

'If I were you I'd spend most of my time trying to be someone else.'

'You can't get by on fluffiness forever!'

"I'm less judgmental now that I've failed at everything in life."

Psychiatric Clinic. It's a very strange case of multiple personalities. He keeps trying to photobomb his own selfies.

"I contain multitudes, but usually the reasonable lady shows up, the fun one drinks too much, and the angry one takes the train home."