Personality Detective Pillows

Personality testing...

Do you enjoy doing silly pop-psychological quizzes or not? Take our quiz to find out.

"She should be good. The capital 'L' shows an extroverted and outgoing personality, the wide 'O' indicates a warm nature, the second 'L' is lively..."

"He gets easily abstracted."

"I may be obsessive and I may be compulsive, but no way am I obsessive compulsive."

'I was attracted to you but your online photo, but now that I've seen you in High-Def...'

'I need someone who is willing to make a commitment not someone who's just interested in ruffling my feathers.'

"I'm not against going to couples therapy, but it feels weird to do it on a first date."

"That's no death grimace, Perkins. I think what we're seeing is a 2.8 million-year-old tight smile of spousal event obligation!"

'Listen, Geoffrey ...I know you're a clinical psychologist, but I DON'T have A.D.D. ! You're just incredibly boring.'

Motorway of the Self

"You're either the olive or the Martini."

"You're not at all like your answering machine."

"If someone winks a you forty or fifty times, are they coming on to you?"

"My idea of an agreeable person is one who agrees with me."

"Now we'll see what my husband has to say about this!"

'Now read that back to me.'

"I want someone whose inner pain is totally hot."

If you were an iceberg...

"The women on these dating sites don't seem to believe I'm a prince."

Body language interpreters - "He likes you and wishes to dance with you." "That's a get lost."

'My wife! The therapist we hired to help us reinvigorate our marriage!'

'You want to understand women?...I granted you a wish, not a miracle!'

"I can tell when you're just kissing me to get some of my lip balm, Josh."

'You asked her to go out with you?', 'Yes, but she says there's a lengthy approval process.'

"He's either 'still water runs deep' or an oxygen-depleted dead zone."

"I'm guessing it's too soon in the relationship for me to totally creep you out."

'We had the perfect marriage until we took the magazine quiz.'

"Hola! Tia Carmen's psychic hotline! Can I tell you where your lousy cheating boyfriend is right now?"

Cheapskate b*****d told me he'd laid on a box for me to watch the races.

As an experienced counsellor, she could see that their relationship had been doomed from the start.

Avoid boys who spend more on hair products than you do!

'I've been married 4 times...do you think my resistance is down?'

'Girls! I won't understand them if I live to be six.'