Personality Studies Pillows

'We're not your typical couple. I'm the extrovert, and Bernie's the shy one.'

"We couldn't find an introvert who was willing to take part."

Restaurant Tables: Reserved and Extrovert

"I'm the kind of person who likes to talk about the kind of person they are?"

"Attention seeker"

"I'm something of an introvert myself."

'Unfortunately, that's not John, but his second self.'

Know Your Men: Alpha Male and Alfalfa Male

"I'm a type B personality in a type A large business."

"I really try to put myself in other people's shoes, but it's not my fault if almost everyone has smaller feet than me."

"He gets easily abstracted."

"Right. Women adore him, men want to be like him, and YOU... well, you're hopeless. So, am I the ONLY one who sees through this guy?"

The glass is half full. - '' - 'The glass is half empty' - '' - 'Gah!! No clean glasses!!' - '' -

'Listen, Geoffrey ...I know you're a clinical psychologist, but I DON'T have A.D.D. ! You're just incredibly boring.'

'Hope it's legit. I never had the chance to say good riddance.'

Motorway of the Self

"You're either the olive or the Martini."

"Look on the dark side."

The reserved and the go-ers.'

"Of course I'm being 'catty'."

Tonight's Debate. Nature versus Nurture. You believe in heredity over environment? Yep --- I was just born that way.

If you were an iceberg...

'I've been married 4 times...do you think my resistance is down?'

Psychology 101

"Yeah, I see the outgoing calls, but what about the introverted ones?"

Man convinced by a flattering character sketch

'These upcoming negotiations are going to be rough Jekyll, son you better send Hyde.'

Must you always be so negative?

'Which one shall I get?'

"I'm overbearing, conceited and obsessed with status."

Some Friends From Work

H. J. Eysenck

I never realised that my personality had a 2 for 1 split.

"You have multiple personalities. You would not be lonely if you got to know them."

What your coffee drink of choice says about you...