Personality Pillows

Must you always be so negative?

'The lab results came back... looks like your blood type is B-Negative.'

"I'm less judgmental now that I've failed at everything in life."

Things you'll understand if you're an introverted extrovert.

'Hope it's legit. I never had the chance to say good riddance.'

"You are so stubborn!"

"Of course I'm being 'catty'."

"Yeah, I see the outgoing calls, but what about the introverted ones?"

I see from your C.V. that you are a Scorpio and your favourite colour is red.

'I AM a nurturing guy. Dump me and you'll find I nurse a grudge forever!'

'Good afternoon, you must be 'Shy, Ongar'. I'm 'GSOH, Ealing'.'

"I'm very slow to anger, but then I'm very slow to do everything."

"I mean, I believe that you are odd. You certainly qualify for oddness. But that may not be enough. It's a very tough world out there."

"You can try all you want, but being smooth is just something you're born with."

Personality types

People in the mirror may be more attractive than they appear.

"He's gone goth"

"I have spirit, yes I do. I have spirit, how 'bout you?"

"You're fortunate. Stubble looks really good on you."

'If you had been born two days later you'd have been kind and clever with a great sense of humour.'

"I'm not trying to be beautiful, I'm only trying to look better than everyone else there."

'Just tell me. You don't need to drag that out every time I ask how I look.'

I'm getting old, I spotted a couple of brown hairs among the punk.

Victoria's secret lovers: Barry, Al, Percy.

"Right. Women adore him, men want to be like him, and YOU... well, you're hopeless. So, am I the ONLY one who sees through this guy?"

The glass is half full. - '' - 'The glass is half empty' - '' - 'Gah!! No clean glasses!!' - '' -

Motorway of the Self

"Look on the dark side."

The reserved and the go-ers.'

"Can you characterize yourself in five words."

"My idea of an agreeable person is one who agrees with me."

"Can you de-schlump him?"

If you were an iceberg...

"You don't find a style. A style finds you."

"Lose the goatee."