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Doctor describes inside guts while patient has black thoughts.

Cactus seats.

Bar snacks served in bird-feeders.

"Say hello to my little friend."

The americanisation of vulture.

"You know the stories about putting a pair of socks into the washing machine and getting out just one of them...Jones, it seems that we found the hideaway of the second socks!"

I like this one. Do you have it in blue?

'I don't know...they all look like cows to me.'

"Things are looking up!"

Football Crazy strip six

Brian surgeon squeezing brains from a tube.

Mythical Family of Four.

"But some of my best ideas come while I'm in the litter box."

No one knew it, but Gerald was about to execute what he called 'The Move.'"

Bird in a chair with a human in a cage.

'How do you like my new 'Blend with the Background' skin?'

'I use the clones to help prevent identity theft.'

Le Penseur (D' Apres Rodin)

"You get your hair from your father's side..."

"Rob is a functioning train wreck."

"What a way to go."

Giant Sale!

Hi again

"Well, your bloodwork came back very cosmopolitan."

"What a coincidence! I enjoy sleeping and running around the house for no reason, too."

Handcuffs.

'It's a new concept, the inside out house.'

Mutated creature emerging from the Department of Genetic Research.

Deer Barber

Slow moving and small brained were already two strikes. . . but many experts agree that the unfortunate stripe pattern was the main reason for the extinction of the Cerebex.

Will hide my face with this sign for food. ?

'What's wrong with you?'

'Please. Don't get me started.'

The Goblin and the Sexton