Quirky Dog Lover Mugs

"...if my boss likes what he sees in here, you’ll be rolling in treats."

A blue dog wearing headphones

Air Bag.

A yellow dog

Dog Walking Services

"I love you, you big fool."

"He was a sea rescue."

"Why can't you just dig things up like normal dogs?"

"He was a dog person, I was a cat person, the answer was a ferret."

“He’s timid, very shy. I rescued him from some wacko who tried to steal Christmas.”

"Lap fish..."

"What? Don't yuck my yum!"

"His mother was a poodle and his father was a shoe."

Dog phrenology

'Okay, I see it now...lame in the third hind leg on the left side!'

Upper East Side Dog Park

Woman keeping a chicken in her room for fresh eggs

"And that's why you go on safari."

Henrietta was never one to conform to society's labels. She preferred to think of herself as an 'off-Rhode lsland Red'...

'He won't eat his lettuce until I've washed it five times. I'm sure his OCD is getting worse!'

"What SPF sunscreen do you suggest for lying around in a sunny spot?"

"The first thing we have to do is get you up there."

Priest with the Pet Devil.

"I did what you asked and got rid of my white mice."

'This next song is about waking up your owner when's it's time to eat. It's called 'Butt in the Face.''

"I guess people want dogs with no problems. Lucky for me, all I've got is quirks."

Cat on a psychiatrist's couch: 'Truth is, I'm not really a cat person.'

'It's about that lizard you sold me four months ago.'

The pet shop of Doctor Moreau

Environmentally Sound Management of Biotechnology.

Croc feed machine contains chickens for feeding crocodiles at croc farm.

"If you'll excuse me fellas. I have to see a man about a dog. Specifically-this dog."

'Mutt is very insulting and definitely politically incorrect, but where do I find an animal rights attorney at this hour of the night?'

As years of unspoken tension surfaced, Trunky refused to raise his hand like a coward.

"Yeah, my great-grandpa was shell-shocked in World War One too..."