Comedic Situations Admirer Gifts

Receptionist takes managing director a cup of coffee/tea, finds him having sex with someone, leaves, then comes back with two cups of coffee/tea.

"Dare I ask for mustard?"

"Good news...turns out it was just your battery!"

"Oh, come on! I've told you, I'm not your 'imaginary friend.' I'm your father."

Animal Olympics: 'What do you say next year we have some non-cheetah races?'

"Previously on..."

Knife-thrower.

'On a scale of 1 to 10, 10 being the highest, how attached are you to the cat?'

"Sorry I'm late: I was hitching a ride but when the driver noticed me, he panicked and we had an accident..."

Husband electronic tagging control centre - Screen reads 'Pub'

'Dude! Quick! Jump in! We've got to balance the load!'

"My dad really went ballistic! I'm not grounded...I'm under house arrest!"

"Hello?- Anyone here?"

Giraffe Car.

'Great team. Brilliant coach. No ball handler...'

'To thumb a lift from this one mate, you must be tired of life!'

"What makes you think I'm pregnant?"

Jungle explorers face giant hairball.

"Me, after years of begging, I was finally allowed into the house yesterday. You know what, it was kind of a letdown..."

Man with a nail in his hammer

Murder Village - Bursts of street fighting every half hour

Father afraid of daughters VAT inspector boyfriend

I thought you wanted me to sell your car.

'Aaaaah' 'Helpline's busy can you hold.'

'Gesundheit!'

Fun run vs pitbull parade

"Gary's reputation as the hard man of the estate never recovered from friends finding out that his girlfriend called him 'snuggly bear'."

'Is that you, George?'

'Mr. Beegley will see you briefly.'

'Dad, what are you doing in sex education class?'

Shop worker thinks lady asks him if he has hemorrhoids when she asks for Altoids (mints).