Comedic Animal Tales Prints

Power Struggle Between Vet and Chimp.

The Fourth Little Pig

Another reason Chihuahuas hate basketball.

"Why can't you just dig things up like normal dogs?"

"Wait, wait, back up, back up. Who the #!@! is George Orwell?"

The hare and the tortoise - the rematch.

"Fuhgettaboutit, Charley. Ya been fixed."

"The first thing we have to do is get you up there."

'Oh, and if a Farmer John calls, I'm not here.'

'Let's do the Good Dog, Bad Dog routine.'

'After the big race the tortoise and the hare are ordered to provide urine samples."

'You look lovely, but we need to lengthen your train a bit...'

Cinderella's coach mice needed therapy for many years.

'Some watchdog you turned out to be!'

"Pet peeves" "I fear the cat." "I fear the cat" "I fear the cat." "Fecced me."

"You're not leaving until we know everything."

'Pointless Pets: A ceramic tiled giraffe.'

'Say, are you the elusive walleye from Big Bear lake?'

Aesop's Fables - Dog and His Own Reflection

'You think one is tough, try raising two!'

"He's preaching his 'Clever Hans' theory again!"

'Not me...I'm watching my cholesterol!'

'Holy S**t!'

"I told him that whole elephants being afraid of us thing was just a myth. But did he listen? Now look at him. What a putz."

'Do we have a clever son or what? He actually outsmarted a fox today!'

'What am I blind, Bob?'

'Fifty years ago he beat the Hare in that race, and we never hear the end of it!'

'I won! I won!'

Chicken CSI.

"Because he's been corrupted by talk radio."

'Get another job? Now, how do you propose I do that? You know my breed can only be faithful to one master in a lifetime.'