Comedic Animal Tales Collector Prints

Maybe a "limbo party" wasn't our best idea.

The Fourth Little Pig

'Henrietta is so self-confident.'

Ducks and hares taken in by a wolf at a seance

"What a coincidence, that's my name, too!"

'You're the watchdog. Do you honestly expect us to believe you didn't see anything?'

"No, I don't think you 'new break shoes', I think you need new break feet. You are supposed to depress the brake pedal you know."

The hare and the tortoise - the rematch.

'Um. . . I don't think that's a candy bar.'

"Remember - you have sharp teeth and claws, but he has sarcasm."

"I'm the bluebird of PMS. Fetch me some decaf and turn on the air conditioner. I'm burning up in here!"

"You're spoiling that dog again!"

"Did you know that cats aren't mentioned anywhere in the Bible?"

'All of your previous employers said you are very loyal.'

Aesop's Fables: The Fox and the Crow

'You two, sort it out!'

'Then, one day a kid yelled, 'Man, look at that ugly duck with the long neck and the black mole over it's beak.'. To think I spent years parading around thinking I was a swan.'

'After the big race the tortoise and the hare are ordered to provide urine samples."

'Will I ever catch my tail?'

"So, according to your resume, you're willing to work for dog food."

'You look lovely, but we need to lengthen your train a bit...'

'A little kidding is OK, guys, but why do I always end up being the goat?'

A frog catches an insect truck.

'Pointless Pets: A ceramic tiled giraffe.'

"Pet peeves" "I fear the cat." "I fear the cat" "I fear the cat." "Fecced me."

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Groucho Chicken

"Lassie is merely billed as America's best-loved dog."

'You think one is tough, try raising two!'

'I happened to swallow a bottle of rogaine!'

'Not me...I'm watching my cholesterol!'

Deer Crossing

"And here with the grizzly details."

Fingerlings.

'Holy S**t!'