Animal Tales Collector Prints

"It was just an anecdote we told this Aesop guy! We didn't imagine he would write about it and that the story would go viral!"

The Fourth Little Pig

'RUN FOR COVER!!!!! It's another one of those 'Baby Showers'!!!

Ducks and hares taken in by a wolf at a seance

"Define fair."

7 More Dwarfs

The hare and the tortoise - the rematch.

'All of your previous employers said you are very loyal.'

"Can I hear Goldilocks and the three hares?"

"I hate to spoil your porridge, but your son has a blonde in his room."

"Did you know that cats aren't mentioned anywhere in the Bible?"

"You're spoiling that dog again!"

"No, I'm only interested in dogs and cats."

Aesop's Fables: The Fox and the Crow

'If you INSIST upon 'living your character' could you PLEASE stop writing animal stories.'

Library: Tall-Tales and Facts.

"What the heck? The darn rabbit just disappeared!"

"Hold on - 1...2...3...?"

'Then, one day a kid yelled, 'Man, look at that ugly duck with the long neck and the black mole over it's beak.'. To think I spent years parading around thinking I was a swan.'

"Well, he's a squirrel, so yes, he's a hoarder, but that does not help come Winter: he hoards books, not nuts!"

'After the big race the tortoise and the hare are ordered to provide urine samples."

'Will I ever catch my tail?'

Brothers Grimm

"I think feeling a certain amount of anxiety over the upcoming race with the Hare is perfectly normal!"

'A little kidding is OK, guys, but why do I always end up being the goat?'

Anthropomorphic Fiction.

'Look, when you made an appointment for me to treat a rattlesnake bite,...

"And here with the grizzly details."

"Well Doc, maybe I'm losing my mind, but last night, as I was howling at the Moo, I could have sworn I saw a cow jumping over it!"

"Yes, I know son, I've been through that too: Sometimes, we are resented for being clever..."

Fingerlings.

"Lassie is merely billed as America's best-loved dog."

Elf Farm

'Plus I found this great set of porridge bowls!'

"No, it's just that the royal inbreeding makes me look like a frog."