Nature Tale Collector Prints

"Yes, it's true: My big brother has actually seen rain!"

"Damn. I think I missed the turn for Bethlehem."

"Actually, it is a bad time — I’m rushing to get the kids out of the oven."

"Do you live nearby by any chance? I hate to eat in public."

"Define fair."

7 More Dwarfs

"No, I don't think you 'new break shoes', I think you need new break feet. You are supposed to depress the brake pedal you know."

The hare and the tortoise - the rematch.

"Same hectic routine every damn year. Mind if I hang back with you?"

"I hate to spoil your porridge, but your son has a blonde in his room."

"I told you not to hold your breath when comping up!"

'I've been knocking for ages!'

'Then, one day a kid yelled, 'Man, look at that ugly duck with the long neck and the black mole over it's beak.'. To think I spent years parading around thinking I was a swan.'

Library: Tall-Tales and Facts.

'How do I know if it's seaworthy?'

Updated Fables. The Ant And The Grasshopper … And The Mosquito. IRS.

A frog catches an insect truck.

Brothers Grimm

"Grandpa! You have to let me put those under my pillow!"

Oliver's reception by Fagin and the boys

The Truth About Mermaids

"And here with the grizzly details."

Floods leave man and ghost stranded.

Elf Farm

Prompts on the Antiques Roadshow.

'Plus I found this great set of porridge bowls!'

Half & Half Way House: After being paroled from prison, Bessie starts her journey back into main stream society.

Dentist.

"No, it's just that the royal inbreeding makes me look like a frog."

'He's not a patient. He's an antique collector. He's interested in the magazines in our waiting room.'

Jesus walks on water just as Moses parts the sea.

"Oh there, you are - I just spent three hours talking to a sheet draped over a chair."

"My apologies Mr Hare, I must be misreading this. You're right, how could you possibly lose the race against the tortoise tomorrow..."

Maybe a "limbo party" wasn't our best idea.

Grimm's Fairytales - Jorinda and Jorindel