Comedic Animal Tales Collector Pillows

The Fourth Little Pig

'Henrietta is so self-confident.'

Ducks and hares taken in by a wolf at a seance

"What a coincidence, that's my name, too!"

'You're the watchdog. Do you honestly expect us to believe you didn't see anything?'

"No, I don't think you 'new break shoes', I think you need new break feet. You are supposed to depress the brake pedal you know."

'Um. . . I don't think that's a candy bar.'

The hare and the tortoise - the rematch.

"Did you know that cats aren't mentioned anywhere in the Bible?"

"I'm the bluebird of PMS. Fetch me some decaf and turn on the air conditioner. I'm burning up in here!"

'All of your previous employers said you are very loyal.'

"You're spoiling that dog again!"

"Remember - you have sharp teeth and claws, but he has sarcasm."

'You two, sort it out!'

Aesop's Fables: The Fox and the Crow

'Then, one day a kid yelled, 'Man, look at that ugly duck with the long neck and the black mole over it's beak.'. To think I spent years parading around thinking I was a swan.'

'After the big race the tortoise and the hare are ordered to provide urine samples."

'You look lovely, but we need to lengthen your train a bit...'

"So, according to your resume, you're willing to work for dog food."

'Will I ever catch my tail?'

A frog catches an insect truck.

"Pet peeves" "I fear the cat." "I fear the cat" "I fear the cat." "Fecced me."

'Pointless Pets: A ceramic tiled giraffe.'

'A little kidding is OK, guys, but why do I always end up being the goat?'

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Groucho Chicken

"Lassie is merely billed as America's best-loved dog."

'You think one is tough, try raising two!'

'Not me...I'm watching my cholesterol!'

Deer Crossing

"And here with the grizzly details."

Fingerlings.

'I happened to swallow a bottle of rogaine!'

'Holy S**t!'

'Clown fish ... '