Animal Loving T-Shirts

'We know you have a cat.'

City Zoo: Day Care

"Bark or stare? Always a tough decision. Bark? Maybe stare? Whimper? Maybe? Meanwhile, stare."

Copycats

Polly txt speak

"I can't believe how great my life is now: We used to live in an apartment, but now, I have my own garden..."

"Fish needs a bigger bowl."

Police Feline Unit

"See? I told you changing his food would be traumatizing."

'...I already have 26 cats, why not 27...'

'Hmph. College kids.'

"Think of it as twenty one in human years. I'll take a bourbon and toilet water."

"I groom all day and still look like a baboon."

Randall couldn't wait to see what else the 'Magic Trash Can' could make disappear.

"Why do they do that?"

'I know you're really proud, dear. But, don't you think people might think you're bragging?'

"Maybe the next one will be a singles cruise."

Cat woman shopping for cats.

"Cat box"

"I call it 'Bad Dog.'"

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

'Of course I'll still love you when you're old and skinny!'

"I dunno, I guess I just don't believe in myself anymore."

'Ahhh...'

"We can see through the troposphere, stratosphere, mesosphere and into all those distant stars up there in outer space... truly remarkable, huh, girl?"

Life is for the birds.

"And I'll also take my steak raw thank you."

'What the... MOM! This isn't deer! It's a yucky tourist again!!'

"Now that I have everyone's attention..."

"But everyone is befuddled by math."

Swan Fairy Tales

"The fish sticks here are very good."

Faster, Georges, faster!

"...and someone with no fleas. Anything else?"

Fly Football