Wilderness Enthusiast Pillows

'Wow, they don't make trees like they used to.'

"You were right---this makes birding way cooler."

"There are worse places to get shipwrecked."

ACME Pets: Beaver

Jim dreamt of a world where, one day, all office plants would be released back into the wild...

'See? They like to be picked up by their ears.'

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

'Isn't that cute! They're thanking us.'

"It's official"..."It's a drought!"

"Ahhh... close enough."

"I can't believe how great my life is now: We used to live in an apartment, but now, I have my own garden..."

'When I grow up, I want to be a hydraulic engineer...'

'So let me see if I've got it straight. It was a very large squirrel and your husband is a nut.'

Wildlife

"This is a great spot to practice mighty roars son..."

'My feet are killing me.'

"I figure if I was still employed, I wouldn’t get to spend all this time with you!"

'What the... MOM! This isn't deer! It's a yucky tourist again!!'

'Harold, when was the last time you cleaned the pool?!'

This is Lenny the leopard with the on-the-spot news.

I must say a winter wedding certainly saves on confetti!'

'Don't feel bad — all tree huggers get a splinter now and then.'

Squirrel Chasing a Dog

'He's not a pet. He's an endangered species.'

"Think you're pretty manly, eh? OK, put the gun down and let's have a fair fight."

Giraffe Umbrella

Gardener attacked by plants.

The Runaway Horse

"I dunno, looks like a trap."

“It's a tree, sweetie. No need to Google it.”

'Life is great' down on the farm.

"Now they're referring to us as ecology nuts."

Allotment

A large leaf falling on a dog

"As a friend, I pray you rest in peace. As a dog, I really want to dig you up."