Wildlife Admirer Mugs

"Sure, dead is important. But it has to taste good."

"The first thing you need to do is update your résumé."

'Ah, the pain is gone. I had no idea you knew acupuncture.'

"I want a bagel!"

'And now, as a token of my appreciation for the vital role your species plays in the food chain, I'm going to eat you!'

'No, thanks. I'm fine.'

'You, you, you. It's always about you.'

'I had to stop Yoga and Meditation: I was getting less and less aggressive...'

"Don't tell anyone, but I actually forget lots of things."

"Is this seat taken?"

'Come on guys, I think I saw him go that way!'

"The foxes in this area seem to have adapted well to urban life."

"Damn! The feeder's empty."

'Hey there, it's Yoga Bear!'

Negative Penguin

"You get the feeling that it's trying to communicate with us."

"Once you've been caught in the headlights life seems somehow inexorably changed."

'Yes, it's not often you see them in the open.'

Fruit Cake Production Line.

"This is exciting! My first marathon."

"I told you we came back too early...I'm freezing my tail feathers off!"

'I got scared. Unfortunately, I was standing on a concrete floor at the time...'

Bear to other: 'The caffeine kept me up all winter.'

'It won't be long now - I'm in my 18th month.'

'You had to put a skylight in didn't you?'

Help to make a crossing.

Frog to frog: 'Do you promise to love me warts and all?'

Thieving magpie perched on top of CCTV camera.

'Well, given that you have three broken ribs, laughing is bound to be painful...'

'Lizards think they have it tough! They should slither a mile in our shoes!'

'Freedom is nice, but I miss the Circus for the applause and the three square meals a day...'

Elephant in tail holding line has pulled tail off.

Bull and bear balancing a globe on a rope.

MOUNTAIN GOATS VISITING AN INDOOR CLIMBING CENTRE

'That's for you - I've been a bit concerned about your blood pressure lately.'