Wildlife Appreciator Mugs

'Man, I hate it when she wears heels.'

'You know, hors d'oeuvres are completely lost on your side of the family.'

'I think we have some stowaways.'

"Me admit was awesome idea but maybe saber tooth tiger just not cut out for domestication."

Giraffe fishing.

'Harry, don't say anything - just ease back to the pickup and get the guns.'

Polar bear looking forward to fish for dinner.

Alaskan moose wishes Sarah Palin was in Washington.

'I finally got my pouch pierced.'

"I suppose you're all wondering why I called you here."

Turtle shooting baskets has rim on shell.

'Isn't it enough to have long hair?'

I've seen thousands of picnics, but this one was special: It was a Teddy Bears' picnic...

'I find it comforting to know that with steel shot at least their dental bills will be high.'

"I've got the hiccups. You just heard the 'hic', the 'ups' come a little later."

The Maskrats

Bear knocking on the window of a cabin to ask them to keep the noise down.

'Sexy snakes' magazine...

"He's my role model"

"I hope you're happy. They just named our yard a wildlife refuge."

"If I designed a rhinoceros, I wouldn't put the horn where itis now!"

Dragonfly

Thug life on safari.

'I think I need a zip up pocket.'

Zoo Inc. Management Structure

"I fell to the ground from a height of about two metres when I was born: My very first stunt!"

Spring, when a young snake's fancy turns to pheromones on the air.

Harry used his knowledge of fencing to establish priority over rival fishermen.

"The environment people only worry about endangered species, not endangered individuals."

"Just because I have thick skin doesn't mean I'm not sensitive."

Have You Seen Our Nut?

Flying squirrel.

"No, son. Let him finish."

"You are not what I expected."

"Gesundheit!"