Wildlife Fan Mugs

"For the last time: I am not your mummy, I am a platypus!"

"Looking good, looking good...Now, on the count of three, everybody say 'HEADLIGHTS'!"

"Ok, who had two pieces?!"

A robin building a nest in a discarded box that held a commercially bought bird box

'Seriously, don't you think it's a funny tree-trunk?'

'Predators schmedators - we do this to keep our butts warm.'

Chameleon 'Hide and Seek'...

"I know who I am but I don't know what I am!"

"I don't get it."

Praying Mantis.

'Hand over the trail mix and nobody gets hurt.'

typical flight animals, always on the alert and ready to run: Antelopes and Jimmy Floethoober.

Man reads sign: 'Beware of the cat' as lion hides behind a bush.

'Be honest now. Does this color make me look fat?'

Carrion luggage

'Don't do it, Melinda, it's not just you. None of us can fly.'

'The nice thing about being a skunk is you never need to wear insect repellent.'

'I don't care if he followed you home-we're not keeping him!'

Bird watcher close encounter.

'It's easy, just wee!'

"Uh... Little help here? Crowbar?"

"I've been feeling very sluggish lately."

"Hang on a minute: We collaborated equally on this hunt, so please explain to me your theory of "the lion's share"!"

"Typical. . . Bills bills and more bills."

"It was a lovely holiday. The chips crispy and delicious, the ice cream cornets were to die for, the only downside being, the hostility of the humans, who were reluctant to share their sustenance."

"Well, I didn't have any more wall space, and I was also tired of being bald."

"Do you know why we pulled you over today, sir?"

"If you can’t beat ’em, roll around in their decaying carcass."

"Yeah - it turns out all that alpha stuff is relative."

"Our looks might not be enough anymore.", "How can you say that?"

"The animal kingdom is truly wondrous -- and everything's edible!"

"We hang like this for the incredible ab workout."

"There it is again: 'Zipper's stuck. Zipper's stuck.'"

"King of the jungle, huh?"

Romance