Amusing Animal Lover Pillows

"Hello, what's your sign?"

Faster, Georges, faster!

'If Earwigs looked like baby seals:'

Lactose Intolerant

"You should be sniffed, and often, by someone who knows how."

"Hey, pal, let's hear 'Doggie in the Window' again, and this time play it like you mean it!"

"Cross-breeding oops #1." "The Cougadooodle"

"What road do you want to dart across today?"

Cat and mouse

Cow Blue Arrows

Monkey Curling Lion's Mane.

"If we only repeat what humans say whenever they're nearby... they won't realize we're aliens plotting to take over the planet."

"Say hello to my little friend."

'I'm telling you Fred, this can of silver paint is going to improve your love-life!...'

"Say, when did you get so fluff?"

Next year, we are NOT going to Costco.

"I’ve heard of them barking at the moon, but never scatting at the sun."

'There's nothing wrong with your heart. It's your soft chocolate center.'

'The Buck Stops Here.'

'Big date tonight, but I've just shed an antler: Do you have superglue?'

'Simple - it's your high-protein diet that keeps you so manic.'

A Clown pretends to put his head in the mouth of a TV lion.

"His mother was a poodle and his father was a shoe."

Excuse me.. Are you Dog Friendly?

'Now that you've moved in and unpacked, Higgins, we'd like you to start thinking outside of the box.'

Penguin

Armed dogs wait for hot dog vendor.

"Clearly I didn't think this through."

'Can I have flies with that'

You complete me!

'Knuth! How many times did I tell you not to play with the food??!!'

'We call these supernumerary teats!'

"Aaaaugh! It's the Zombie Alpacalypse!"

"Barney! Get down!"

Ostrich Curoisities