Amusing Animal Lover T-Shirts

"Hello, what's your sign?"

Faster, Georges, faster!

'If Earwigs looked like baby seals:'

Lactose Intolerant

"You should be sniffed, and often, by someone who knows how."

"Hey, pal, let's hear 'Doggie in the Window' again, and this time play it like you mean it!"

"What road do you want to dart across today?"

"Cross-breeding oops #1." "The Cougadooodle"

Cat and mouse

"If we only repeat what humans say whenever they're nearby... they won't realize we're aliens plotting to take over the planet."

Cow Blue Arrows

'I'm telling you Fred, this can of silver paint is going to improve your love-life!...'

Monkey Curling Lion's Mane.

"Say hello to my little friend."

"I’ve heard of them barking at the moon, but never scatting at the sun."

'Big date tonight, but I've just shed an antler: Do you have superglue?'

'The Buck Stops Here.'

'There's nothing wrong with your heart. It's your soft chocolate center.'

'Simple - it's your high-protein diet that keeps you so manic.'

Excuse me.. Are you Dog Friendly?

Armed dogs wait for hot dog vendor.

You complete me!

'Now that you've moved in and unpacked, Higgins, we'd like you to start thinking outside of the box.'

Penguin

'Knuth! How many times did I tell you not to play with the food??!!'

'Can I have flies with that'

"Clearly I didn't think this through."

"His mother was a poodle and his father was a shoe."

A Clown pretends to put his head in the mouth of a TV lion.

'We call these supernumerary teats!'

Ostrich Curoisities

"Aaaaugh! It's the Zombie Alpacalypse!"

"Barney! Get down!"

Mouse with a cat cake.