Animal Comics Fan Mugs

'Well ok, I'm this handed.'

'This where the meeting for the order of the salmon bowl is?

"Chicken pox?"

The only Washroom on the South Pole.

'I can't control my anger when people get too close to my kids...'

"Janet, cancel my Guido's reservation. I'll be having lunch in the office."

The Canine's version of cans tied to the back of a wedding car driving off with Cats attached

"She's a miniature."

'This chair ain't big enough for the both of us.'

'I'll be honest with you. The pay isn't great.'

'Now, you're new here, but you should know the rules: I get Master's newspaper and slippers! Got that?'

'This must be heaven, because you sure look like an angel....'

Marmalade with a snorkel in flamingos.

"There are two ways we can go here - bark or bite."

'Checkmate I think!'

Canine Comedians

"I just don't get it, they don't do it themselves, so why do they insist on us sitting before crossing the road?"

'You get an A for effort, but an F in spelling.'

"I'm the best candidate."

"I like the idea of becoming a prosecutor: charging people appeals to me..."

Cat and Dog both eating from wrong bowls.

'Have you noticed how the grass is always greener on the other side?'

Cat Lover's Leap.

Long Dachshund

'All of your previous employers said you are very loyal.'

"I'll have the 'All you can eat from the menu, the kitchen, and the dumpster' special."

"Did you know that cats aren't mentioned anywhere in the Bible?"

"You're spoiling that dog again!"

We're barely gonna make it!

A sausage dog shrinking after toileting

'Bearnaise sauce again,' he cried. 'I can't bear the thought of it!'

"You're not in the gym Gary!"

'Look! Tommy Pineneedle's mother has a pair of nuts!'

"I'm going to level with you, Tom. The rest of the marketing team wasn't sent upstate to live on a farm."

'Contract? No contract. We do all our business with nothing more than a handshake.'