Animal Comics Lovers Mugs

Cat and Dog both eating from wrong bowls.

'I can't control my anger when people get too close to my kids...'

"I was almost that last year."

"Janet, cancel my Guido's reservation. I'll be having lunch in the office."

"She's a miniature."

'This chair ain't big enough for the both of us.'

'I'll be honest with you. The pay isn't great.'

The only Washroom on the South Pole.

'Checkmate I think!'

"Beer? I see you taught Roscoe to fetch?"

Balloon dog training

Mountain Rescue for a Dog.

'You get an A for effort, but an F in spelling.'

Cat Lover's Leap.

'All of your previous employers said you are very loyal.'

Long Dachshund

"You're spoiling that dog again!"

"Did you know that cats aren't mentioned anywhere in the Bible?"

We're barely gonna make it!

'I worked briefly in a Fine-China shop, but it didn't work out...'

'Look! Tommy Pineneedle's mother has a pair of nuts!'

'Bearnaise sauce again,' he cried. 'I can't bear the thought of it!'

'Now see here! My name is Thomson and THAT is my gazelle!!'

Owl seeing how many times it can twist it's head around - "...14, 15, 16, there goes the record."

'A little kidding is OK, guys, but why do I always end up being the goat?'

"Oh, man. Ha ha! The look on your face when that squirrel turned around and started chasing you!"

"It's a combination of your poor performance and my allergies."

"Y'know, sometimes I actually think those chipmunks in the back yard really are teasing him!"

'This summer, how does obedience camp sound?'

"Once again, Dave blew the date when his instincts got the better of his etiquette."

'Police? I'm being stalked.'

"It's bad to sleep on a full stomach..."

Fingerlings.

Psst, Shirley, have you signed Frank's birthday card yet?

"If there were some way to move the stool, climb up onto the counter and scale that wall, I know I could position myself in such a way as to pee all over that cat calendar."