Animal Comic Fan Mugs

'You sound like a bunch of cats! The growl has to be deeper and the barks crisper. Okay, let's take it again from the first howl.'

Look who's religious all of a sudden

The aging process can play some cruel jokes on your body!

'I've hit the jackpot guys: Come over, there will be plenty for everyone...'

Cats that don't land on their feet.

Going Under the Jump

We're barely gonna make it!

'That is really sick John.'

'I wish I had a dime for every prey that's escaped, then I could afford to eat out once in awhile.'

Squirrel collecting the wrong sort of nuts.

We're crack addicts!

'His bark's worse than that.'

'You get an A for effort, but an F in spelling.'

Acme Labs: 'Never volunteer!'

'This says that under certain conditions cows become combustible... I'd hate to be one of those.'

'Bearnaise sauce again,' he cried. 'I can't bear the thought of it!'

'BOTOX...QUICK!

'Checkmate I think!'

'You're back for a refill? My, you're such a working dog.'

Cat Attack.

Wordplay: Slothful.

'Did you hear that? That was an unusual last wish...'

Long Dachshund

"Nah, he's not a viper - he's a vaper!"

"Everything's sheep-shape cap'n!"

"I've had to dig my way through a graveyard once: Boy that was spooky..."

"Janet, cancel my Guido's reservation. I'll be having lunch in the office."

"No, no, boy. It's Tuesday. Wednesdays are your nights to sleep on the big bed."

"If there were some way to move the stool, climb up onto the counter and scale that wall, I know I could position myself in such a way as to pee all over that cat calendar."

"So, … Do you jog?"

20 Second Hen

A snake attempts to wrap a present

Hopefully, this way, he won't be found: We'll have all the attention and the house to ourselves...

'Look Gloria its the Shetland Grand National!'

penguins using a fish vending machine