Animal Comic Enthusiast Mugs

'I can't control my anger when people get too close to my kids...'

The Canine's version of cans tied to the back of a wedding car driving off with Cats attached

"Janet, cancel my Guido's reservation. I'll be having lunch in the office."

"She's a miniature."

'Now, you're new here, but you should know the rules: I get Master's newspaper and slippers! Got that?'

Canine Comedians

'Checkmate I think!'

The only Washroom on the South Pole.

'You get an A for effort, but an F in spelling.'

"I'm the best candidate."

Cat and Dog both eating from wrong bowls.

'All of your previous employers said you are very loyal.'

"You're spoiling that dog again!"

Long Dachshund

"Did you know that cats aren't mentioned anywhere in the Bible?"

We're barely gonna make it!

'I'm thinking about quitting the rat race.'

A sausage dog shrinking after toileting

"He's actually leaving a review, the ungrateful little sod!!"

Bunny express,

'Bearnaise sauce again,' he cried. 'I can't bear the thought of it!'

Follow England mate, they're always crap!

'I keep hearing a buzzing in my ears.'

Cats 'Playing' Cards

"Y'know, sometimes I actually think those chipmunks in the back yard really are teasing him!"

'The secret of my business success? Well, "Charge Ahead" I would guess...'

Rich Cow: 'Gareth Gates'

'A little kidding is OK, guys, but why do I always end up being the goat?'

Owl seeing how many times it can twist it's head around - "...14, 15, 16, there goes the record."

'This summer, how does obedience camp sound?'

"It's a combination of your poor performance and my allergies."