Dog Comic Aficionado Mugs

Behavior Modification.

"I was almost that last year."

'I can't control my anger when people get too close to my kids...'

"Janet, cancel my Guido's reservation. I'll be having lunch in the office."

The Canine's version of cans tied to the back of a wedding car driving off with Cats attached

Dog tricks. 'He's doing it right now. Dudley dreams in Technocolor!'

'Now, you're new here, but you should know the rules: I get Master's newspaper and slippers! Got that?'

Canine Comedians

'Checkmate I think!'

The only Washroom on the South Pole.

Balloon dog training

Mountain Rescue for a Dog.

"I'm the best candidate."

"He ran out of pee."

'You get an A for effort, but an F in spelling.'

Obedience school was tough. Especially the homework, which he would do and then eat.

"Bruno, sit."

Long Dachshund

We're barely gonna make it!

'The pats on the head are nice, but I need more compensation...'

"How does it feel to be a fink, Sparky?"

Follow England mate, they're always crap!

A sausage dog shrinking after toileting

'Bearnaise sauce again,' he cried. 'I can't bear the thought of it!'

-'Do you have a last wish senor?' -'Yeah, I'd like to pee on your leg.'

'I keep hearing a buzzing in my ears.'

'The secret of my business success? Well, "Charge Ahead" I would guess...'

"Y'know, sometimes I actually think those chipmunks in the back yard really are teasing him!"

House with 'Dog For Sale' sign. Cat walks by holding 'Good Riddance' sign.

'Ha ha! You've been afraid of someone else's future!'