Canine Comic Fanatics Mugs

"Whoa. Slow down, Rusty. This relationship is moving way too fast. I'm just not ready to roll in dead animals with you yet."

"I was almost that last year."

Dog tricks. 'He's doing it right now. Dudley dreams in Technocolor!'

"Janet, cancel my Guido's reservation. I'll be having lunch in the office."

"She's a miniature."

The Family Joules: Part 6

'This chair ain't big enough for the both of us.'

'Now, you're new here, but you should know the rules: I get Master's newspaper and slippers! Got that?'

'Checkmate I think!'

"Beer? I see you taught Roscoe to fetch?"

This is Giselle, our bichon frise, and Fred, our legacy pet.""This is Giselle, our bichon frise, and Fred, our legacy pet."

Balloon dog training

-'Okay Rebel, find the drugs.' -'Are you kidding? There's dirty underwear here!'

Mountain Rescue for a Dog.

"I'm the best candidate."

When Dogs Rule

'You get an A for effort, but an F in spelling.'

Obedience school was tough. Especially the homework, which he would do and then eat.

Cat and Dog both eating from wrong bowls.

"I'll have the 'All you can eat from the menu, the kitchen, and the dumpster' special."

'Your loyalty to the company is exemplary, Potter, but we'll have to let you go if you can't stop chewing up the conference room furniture!'

"Remember when we were young and could finish a round without one of us having to run off to mark his territory?"

Long Dachshund

We're barely gonna make it!

'Bearnaise sauce again,' he cried. 'I can't bear the thought of it!'

'Look! Tommy Pineneedle's mother has a pair of nuts!'

A sausage dog shrinking after toileting

'Why can't you just chew bones like other dogs?' (dog smoking pipe).

'Now see here! My name is Thomson and THAT is my gazelle!!'

Pin the tail on the Doggie.

'This summer, how does obedience camp sound?'

House with 'Dog For Sale' sign. Cat walks by holding 'Good Riddance' sign.

"Y'know, sometimes I actually think those chipmunks in the back yard really are teasing him!"

'Ha ha! You've been afraid of someone else's future!'

Owl seeing how many times it can twist it's head around - "...14, 15, 16, there goes the record."