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"I was almost that last year."

Dog tricks. 'He's doing it right now. Dudley dreams in Technocolor!'

"Janet, cancel my Guido's reservation. I'll be having lunch in the office."

"She's a miniature."

'Now, you're new here, but you should know the rules: I get Master's newspaper and slippers! Got that?'

"Beer? I see you taught Roscoe to fetch?"

'Checkmate I think!'

This is Giselle, our bichon frise, and Fred, our legacy pet.""This is Giselle, our bichon frise, and Fred, our legacy pet."

Balloon dog training

Mountain Rescue for a Dog.

-'Okay Rebel, find the drugs.' -'Are you kidding? There's dirty underwear here!'

'You get an A for effort, but an F in spelling.'

"I'm the best candidate."

When Dogs Rule

Obedience school was tough. Especially the homework, which he would do and then eat.

Cat and Dog both eating from wrong bowls.

Long Dachshund

'Your loyalty to the company is exemplary, Potter, but we'll have to let you go if you can't stop chewing up the conference room furniture!'

"Remember when we were young and could finish a round without one of us having to run off to mark his territory?"

We're barely gonna make it!

'Bearnaise sauce again,' he cried. 'I can't bear the thought of it!'

A sausage dog shrinking after toileting

'Why can't you just chew bones like other dogs?' (dog smoking pipe).

"It's a combination of your poor performance and my allergies."

House with 'Dog For Sale' sign. Cat walks by holding 'Good Riddance' sign.

Owl seeing how many times it can twist it's head around - "...14, 15, 16, there goes the record."

"Y'know, sometimes I actually think those chipmunks in the back yard really are teasing him!"

'Ha ha! You've been afraid of someone else's future!'

'This summer, how does obedience camp sound?'

"Oh, man. Ha ha! The look on your face when that squirrel turned around and started chasing you!"