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'Now, we can't guarantee that this kind of brain surgery will change his disposition.'

'I can't control my anger when people get too close to my kids...'

"I was almost that last year."

Dog tricks. 'He's doing it right now. Dudley dreams in Technocolor!'

"Janet, cancel my Guido's reservation. I'll be having lunch in the office."

"She's a miniature."

'Now, you're new here, but you should know the rules: I get Master's newspaper and slippers! Got that?'

"Beer? I see you taught Roscoe to fetch?"

The only Washroom on the South Pole.

'Checkmate I think!'

Balloon dog training

Mountain Rescue for a Dog.

"I'm the best candidate."

'You get an A for effort, but an F in spelling.'

Obedience school was tough. Especially the homework, which he would do and then eat.

Cat and Dog both eating from wrong bowls.

Long Dachshund

"Remember when we were young and could finish a round without one of us having to run off to mark his territory?"

We're barely gonna make it!

'Bearnaise sauce again,' he cried. 'I can't bear the thought of it!'

A sausage dog shrinking after toileting

'Why can't you just chew bones like other dogs?' (dog smoking pipe).

'This summer, how does obedience camp sound?'

House with 'Dog For Sale' sign. Cat walks by holding 'Good Riddance' sign.

"Y'know, sometimes I actually think those chipmunks in the back yard really are teasing him!"

"When begging for food, always make sad eye contact."

"Oh, man. Ha ha! The look on your face when that squirrel turned around and started chasing you!"

Owl seeing how many times it can twist it's head around - "...14, 15, 16, there goes the record."

"It's a combination of your poor performance and my allergies."

'Ha ha! You've been afraid of someone else's future!'