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'You should either drink less, or expand your territory.'

'I guess it was only a matter of time before it sought revenge.'

'Honey, did I bark a lot for no particular reason today?'

"Unbelievable! Does it every time. Don't know what he wants it for?"

Bow Wow Bubble Bones

A sausage dog shrinking after toileting

Dog poops next to a 'Crap' sign.

'Oh, isn't he clever? He's brought you your slippers.'

'Have you ever considered 'Anger Management' instead?'

'I'm teaching him to give me a doggie treat when I stay perfectly still...'

'Now, you're new here, but you should know the rules: I get Master's newspaper and slippers! Got that?'

"My owner finally gave up and made it my official water bowl."

"Irritable growl syndrome acting up again?"

"I'm the best candidate."

"I was almost that last year."

'I can't control my anger when people get too close to my kids...'

Dog tricks. 'He's doing it right now. Dudley dreams in Technocolor!'

"Janet, cancel my Guido's reservation. I'll be having lunch in the office."

"She's a miniature."

Pet Entertainers

'Checkmate I think!'

The only Washroom on the South Pole.

Balloon dog training

Mountain Rescue for a Dog.

'You get an A for effort, but an F in spelling.'

Obedience school was tough. Especially the homework, which he would do and then eat.

Long Dachshund

Dog Realtor

We're barely gonna make it!

'Your manuscript was delicious.'

'Bring back my crystal ball!'

'Bearnaise sauce again,' he cried. 'I can't bear the thought of it!'

"I didn't want him growing up to be like his father."

House with 'Dog For Sale' sign. Cat walks by holding 'Good Riddance' sign.

'This summer, how does obedience camp sound?'