Canine Comics Followers Mugs

Identity Crisis - cat in dog kennel.

"I was almost that last year."

Dog tricks. 'He's doing it right now. Dudley dreams in Technocolor!'

"She's a miniature."

'Now, you're new here, but you should know the rules: I get Master's newspaper and slippers! Got that?'

"Beer? I see you taught Roscoe to fetch?"

Balloon dog training

Mountain Rescue for a Dog.

"I'm the best candidate."

Obedience school was tough. Especially the homework, which he would do and then eat.

Cat and Dog both eating from wrong bowls.

"Remember when we were young and could finish a round without one of us having to run off to mark his territory?"

"Really, yes, I'm on a diet too: I need to almost double my summer weight before the start of the winter hibernation..."

A sausage dog shrinking after toileting

'Why can't you just chew bones like other dogs?' (dog smoking pipe).

'Ha ha! You've been afraid of someone else's future!'

House with 'Dog For Sale' sign. Cat walks by holding 'Good Riddance' sign.

'Oh goody, chunky soup!'

"When begging for food, always make sad eye contact."

"Oh, man. Ha ha! The look on your face when that squirrel turned around and started chasing you!"

"Y'know, sometimes I actually think those chipmunks in the back yard really are teasing him!"

'This summer, how does obedience camp sound?'

Owl seeing how many times it can twist it's head around - "...14, 15, 16, there goes the record."

'Police? I'm being stalked.'

'I'm one year older and I should know better, but there are times all I want to do is tear into a new pair of slippers.'

"Jack Russell?"

'I'm teaching him to give me a doggie treat when I stay perfectly still...'

'Oh, isn't he clever? He's brought you your slippers.'

'And you need some reading material,eh?'

"...P.S. Stay off the furniture!"